Chuck Norris
January 25th, 2012
Chuck Norris facts read by Chuck Norris
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24 Do It!!! Coffee Mug $15.95 This is Jack Bauer, get me this coffee mug…. |
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Chuck Norris Snapping Your Neck Magnet 26727D $3.95 After printing a high resolution image, the manufacturer then laminates thepicture and pulls it around all 4 edges of a hard cardboard backing. It is thenglued down on the back where it meets a hard magnet which covers about 95% ofits back.The edges are all rounded for a smooth feel, and because of all the material,the magnet should sit about 1/8-1/4 of an inch off any surface. Magnet measures3.5 … |
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Sidekicks $14.99 Daydreams turn to reality when Barry’ s fantasy hero comes to his real-life rescue in theis delightful action comedy. Barry (Jonathan Brandis) lives in a world of fantasy, where he imagines himself the rusty sidekick of action superstar Chuck Norris. Together, they engage in martial arts mayhem, vanquishing every foolhardy enemy that dares to take them on. Unfortunately, in the real world, Barry … |
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Firewalker [VHS] $5.99 … |
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Eye for an Eye [VHS] $3.46 This 1981 Chuck Norris movie straddles the transition from the gritty police dramas of the ’70s (like The French Connection and Serpico) to the heroic revenge fantasies of the ’80s (like Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo movies). Norris plays reckless cop Sean Kane; after Kane’s partner is killed in suspicious circumstances, Kane turns in his badge. When his partner’s newscaster wife gets killed after tu… |
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Chuck Norris Cut A Diamond Beard Magnet 26722D The Chuck Norris magnet measures 2.5 x 3.5 inches…. |
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Chuck Norris Doomsday Cockroaches Magnet 26723D The Chuck Norris magnet measures 2.5 x 3.5 inches…. |
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The Expendables $6.33 They might be expendable, but they sure are durable: The Expendables is crammed with well-traveled action heroes, called to a summit meeting here to capture some of that good old ultraviolent ’80s-movie feel. Star-director Sylvester Stallone rides herd as the leader of this mercenary band, which includes Jason Statham, Jet Li, and Stallone’s old Rocky V nemesis Dolph Lundgren. Mickey Rourke, looki… |
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Total Recall $9.99 … |
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Little Miss Sunshine $6.08 Take a hilarious ride with the Hoovers one of the most endearingly fractured families in comedy history.Father Richard (Greg Kinnear) is desperately trying to sell his motivational success program…with no success. Meanwhile “pro-honesty” mom Sheryl (Toni Collette) lends support to her eccentric family including her depressed brother (Steve Carell) fresh out of the hospital after being jilted by … |