Celebrity Unwound

if we all evolved from apes who the hell made royalty who they are, aren’t they normal people like us!?

It’s not so much who made royalty who they are, as what. What made royalty who they are is the sword. The big big sword swung repeatedly at anyone fool enough to question their rule. Sure they were normal people with big big swords once. Nowadays, they’d only be normal in Tennessee.

Royalty Free Musik — Cheerful monkey

Adventures of Tarzan – Serial $19.95 A new state-of-the-art digital transfer and reconstruction of one of the most popular serials of all time, in 10 chapters, tinted and with sound effects as presented in the re-release, and with a new musical score. This serial, a national sensation on its original release, has not been seen in serial form for many years. Adapted from the concluding chapters of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ The Return of T…

The Baboon King $16.95 Morengaru, a strong young hunter, has been cast out by both his mother’s people, the Kikuyu, and his father’s people, the Masai. Every day he misses human companionship, and soon he feels as though he’s becoming more like the animals around him. When Morengaru has the chance to belong again, he seizes the opportunity. Then he faces the greatest challenge of his life: living among the baboons…

The Sad Princess (Tadpoles) $3.08 Features illustrated stories, under 80 words, by top authors and illustrators. They are with large text format….